Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It

Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It

Wednesday 22 April 2026

Times: 7.30pm

Prices: £22 including £2 booking fee

Venue: The Apex

Event information

  • Age 16+

  • 7.30pm - Support. 8.15pm - Hal Cruttenden

  • Ends 9.30pm including interval

  • Times are subject to change


Wednesday 22 April 2026, 7.30pm


Event details

Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It

Hal is back with a brand-new show that promises to stick it to ‘The Man’, as long as ‘The Man’ doesn’t stick it back to him.

With his trademark hard-hitting ‘take no prisoners’ comedy (this is what Hal told us to write!) he will be hilariously pontificating on subjects like middle aged dating, social media, the insanity of modern politics and the fact that his daughters love him but don’t respect him. He believes that, after you’ve seen the show, you’ll feel exactly the same way.

His last tour was extended four times and he’s one of a select number of comics to have done Live At The Apollo three times and the Royal Variety twice. You might also have seen him on Have I Got News For You, The Apprentice You’re Fired, Bake Off Extra Slice and Would I Lie To You.

"Reminded me of how much I love stand up" - The Times

"Go and see Hal Cruttenden, he’s got something to say and he’ll make you laugh; a lot" - Daily Mirror

"Naturally funny… challenging and provocative" - Daily Telegraph

Starts: 7.30pm (Support, Hal Cruttenden due on stage at approx. 8.15pm)
Tickets: £22
Venue: The Apex, Bury St Edmunds

Prices include £2 booking fee

This event is promoted by The Apex

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